105 Funny Would You Rather Questions For Kids (With FREE Printable)

A list of funny what would you rather questions for kids to get them really thinking. This classic game of would you rather questions for kids can be played anywhere, any time.

Play would you rather for kids in the car, in bed, at a friends house, or at home. No preparation needed, just some funny would you rather questions for kids which you can find here. Make sure to print them off at the end of the post.

Would you rather for kids game

“What would you rather?” is a classic question game that anyone can play, it is a great kids get to know you game, or a fun game to play in the car on a road trip to pass the time.

There are some questions out there that are probably not suitable for kids to be answering and many they wouldn’t even understand.

Would you rather questions for kids should be more simple, clean, and most importantly fun.

So, we have put together some would you rather questions for kids that will keep them playing and asking question or hours.

105 Would you rather questions for kids

Here you can find 105 would you rather questions for kids.

Some of these would you rather questions are quite simple and will be easy to answer. Some you may need to think about.

There are quite a few really funny would you rather questions for kids included to get you laughing too.

At the end of our list you can find some what would you rather questions for kids PRINTABLE PAGES that you can print off for free to keep at home and use as much as you like!

1. Would you rather have one eye or two noses?

2. Would you rather be able to fly or read people’s minds?

3. Would you rather never have to do chores, or never have to go to school?

4. Would you rather be bitten by a shark once, or stung by a jellyfish 5 times?

5. Would you rather not be able to speak, or have to speak everything you are thinking?

6. Would you rather eat chewing gum off the ground, or drink water from the river?

7. Would you rather have an extra finger, or an extra toe?

8. Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like poo, or poo that tastes like chocolate?

9. Would you rather never be able to talk, or never be able to hear?

10. Would you rather have to walk backwards forever, or crawl on all fours?

11. Would you rather be able to play every instrument, or speak every language?

12. Would you rather be able to swim like a dolphin, or fly like a bird?

13. Would you rather be a famous actor or a famous singer?

14. Would you rather eat rotten egg or sour milk?

15. Would you rather only ever eat icecream or never eat ice cream again?

16. Would you rather go camping in the desert, or swimming in the beach?

17. Would you rather go back in time 50 years or go into the future 50 years?

18. Would you rather it always be dark, or always be light?

19. Would you rather be always itchy, or always have a red face?

20. Would you rather eat a dead cricket, or a handful of life ants?

21. Would you rather brush your teeth with soap, or brush your hair with honey?

22. Would you rather be really strong or really fast?

23. Would you rather be able to talk to animals, or read minds?

24. Would you rather always yell when you talk, or always whisper?

25. Would you rather read your mum’s mind, or your dad’s mind?

26. Would you rather 4 more sisters, or 4 more brothers?

27. Would you rather always have a red nose, or have bright blue hair?

28. Would you rather kiss a frog, or kiss a horse?

29. Would you rather live on Mars or Pluto?

30. Would you rather live alone in the desert, or in the jungle with monkeys?

31. Would you rather live in a treehouse, or in an igloo?

32. Would you rather live on an island or in a big city?

33. Would you rather fly a helicopter, or drive a race car?

34. Would you rather be covered in feathers, or covered in scales?

35. Would you rather look like a skunk or smell like a skunk?

36. Would you rather always feel cold or always feel hot?

37. Would you rather have ants crawling all over you, or be bitten by a bee?

38. Would you rather be the richest person in the world, or live forever?

39. Would you rather lose your sight or lose your hearing?

40. Would you rather look like Shrek or look like Donkey?

41. Would you rather have hair to the ground or be bald?

42. Would you rather be a zombie, or marry a zombie?

43. Would you rather eat your toenail clippings, or smell like your dirty socks?

44. Would you rather go skydiving or go bungee jumping?

45. Would you rather be really tall or really short?

46. Would you rather drink milk that tastes like pee, or drink pee that tastes like milk?

47. Would you rather have your own robot, or have your own jetpack?

48. Would you rather sing when you talk, or not be able to talk at all?

49. Would you rather be a dolphin or a shark?

50. Would you rather Santa bring you all of the presents or give everyone presents except you?

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51. Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?

52. Would you rather eat cookies or cake?

53. Would you rather be good at sports, or have the best grades at school?

54. Would you rather have three legs, or three arms?

55. Would you rather smell like dirty socks, or burp whenever you talk?

56. Would you rather smell like fart but you can’t smell it, or have everyone else smell like fart and you can smell it?

57. Would you rather your transportation be riding a donkey or riding a giraffe?

58. Would you rather not be able to move when someone is talking to you, or jiggle and wiggle every time you talk?

59. Would you rather, your parents read your mind, or you read your parents minds?

60. Would you rather eat a bug sandwich or drink a bug milkshake?

61. Would you rather wear summer clothes in winter, or winter clothes in summer?

62. Would you rather never eat chocolate, or only ever chocolate?

63. Would you rather live in the sky or underwater?

64. Would you rather have green hair, or a red face?

65. Would you rather have a tail, or a horn?

66. Would you rather look like a monkey or sound like a monkey?

67. Would you rather it always be summer or always be winter?

68. Would you rather have webbed feet like a duck, or have a beak like a bird?

69. Would you rather go to the movies once, or have a movie night at home every day for a week?

70. Would you rather have a fish or have a lizard?

71. Would you rather be Harry Potter or Dumbledore?

72. Would you rather invent something amazing, or be a famous actor?

73. Would you rather have 10 mozzie bites, or 1 spider bite?

74. Would you rather slither like a snake, or fly like a bird?

75. Would you rather a lifetime supply of LEGO or chocolate?

76. Would you rather have 5 good friends or 1 best friend?

77. Would you rather a day at the beach or a day at the snow?

78. Would you rather go without food for a day or water for a day?

79. Would you rather it rain on your birthday, or it rain on Christmas?

80. Would you rather have to sing or dance at school assembly?

81. Would you rather be as tall as a giraffe or as short as a mouse?

82. Would you rather moo like a cow when you cry or squeak like a mouse when you laugh?

83. Would you rather eat your snot, or have a fart milkshake?

84. Would you rather be able to see in the dark, or never be tired?

85. Would you rather live without running water, or electricity?

86. Would you rather clean the whole house, or cook a meal for the family?

87. Would you rather have really bushy eyebrows, or no eyebrows at all?

88. Would you rather never be able to watch TV again, or never use the I-pad again?

89. Would you rather do the washing every day, or wash dishes every night?

90. Would you rather be really good at math, or really good at reading?

91. Would you rather drink a raw egg, or eat a raw potato?

92. Would you rather live without Netflix, or Youtube?

93. Would you rather have no tongue, or have a tongue as long as a giraffe?

94. Would you rather have a smile on your face for the rest of your life, or cry every time you talk?

95. Would you rather be covered in red dots or be as hairy as a gorilla?

96. Would you rather blink all day long, or sneeze every time you want to talk?

97. Would you rather wet your pants every time you laugh, or burp every time you want to smile?

98. Would you rather eat breakfast for dinner, or dinner for breakfast?

99. Would you rather be locked in a room with 100 rats, or 1 hippo?

100. Would you rather need to be always laying down while awake, or sleep always standing up?

101. Would you rather win a million dollars, or find 100 friends?

102. Would you rather never wash your hair or never brush your teeth?

103. Would you rather be allergic to your favourite food, or be forced to eat your least favourite food once per week?

104. Would you rather always have to hop on one foot, or always have to squat?

105. Would you rather have no eyelashes or no eyebrows?

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